Daughter, how old are you? 19? You're old enough to get laid

"Sister, how many times do I have to tell you to knock? I'm jerking off."

So she tasted sperm, but had to eat it out of her own piss

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

I would have come from a blowjob too, but she was asking for sex, so I couldn't resist

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard